Is this London or New York? Is there really that much difference? Well: yes- but for the sake of comedy TONIGHT- somewhat ignore that. How are the London underground shutdowns due to "leaves on the line"? It shuts down when they hear reindeer coming....truth or dare?
BLIZZARD NEW YORK BLIZZARD (other snow
is a different kind of ‘white’ in other states apart NY didn’t you know)
Pundits are all making it sound like Snowpiercer...... (no UK release date yet Tilda Swinton-oh any excuse to help you movie release Mr Weinstein). With all due respect Harvey: you didn’t hack into Chris Nolan’s 12D sat link and manipulate this whole thing with another ‘culture’ just to sell a movie in NY! Anyone still remember (no they don’t…) Orson Welles War of the Worlds radio broadcast? Also: just read Holland Cotter’s NYT plug for the Chinese mangos show in NY When Mango Mania Was Revolutionary….there’s a link but there’s ways around the pay wall but you’ll have to pay me to guide you thru the former Mauer…There was even an underground Chinese flic Mangoes in Space (wasn't there Dave Kehr?)
Oh and who says I can’t segue like NO
FBook fff'r e'er could: Robert Altman’s almost never seen Quintet.
Remember Blizzard Nemo- isn’t that a racist comment against fish Falco Inc publicity? (You would of course know all about French fish: is there a reason you don’t represent ‘fish’ movies that aren't...? Lars von Trier mentioned a ‘fish’ movie way back in 2000 at the NY Film Festival (who knew)- well his advocate the amoebae- but you just didn’t seem, well not only uninterested but… God don’t I love learning from the big fish Tim Burton!
Even met a Carparthian shepherd dog
outside my building who started growing fangs (reluctantly) when I mentioned
his Romanian lineage…o sole mio…excuse me but are you being racist against people with
large teeth and long Gevity too. Snap! Anyone remember Blacula? !
Authorities banned travel on all
streets and highways in New York City and Long Island and warned that violators
could be fined $300. And I worshiped NY because it wasn't Moscow- ask the Red Army ice hockey players THEY will tell you (Curzon Film World- June 19th). Who thought there would be blood spilt by Americans against foreigners on the ice! Truth or dare Micheal Keaton? Mumble just tweeted support- fffing boring predictable email - "we loves ice" : he desperately needs a writer entourage George Miller;( please don't say anything....he's such a nice kid.....
Crazy Russian Winter (kids- please DON'T try this from home...) Mikey 'Icestorm' we love you but DON'T do it again. You're grounded clever fffffff!
Shelves cleaned out in NY and Long Island! No pizzas and crisps (chips to Brits,,) no Goodbye Mr.--
Off duty-plains clothes elves mugged for
secret mobile app tips in arctic survival. (Sure there was a NY Post link to that;)
Even Godzilla gave up and bought (was rumored ok..) a
Miami condo with 20ft high ceilings- don’t laugh there was recently a story of
an NYC apt with, like, (love that adverb) 6ft ceilings- perfect for the girl with everything but
legs.
You all know that it's so easy easily to edit a Black Dog Avenger Blizzard video and get a million YouTube hits
and an agent and an album cover for Forest’s Greatest Hits- (whatever happened
to the smell of pine…;) (was it that movie Finding Enlightenment..)(homage to
Blacula First Lady Michelle- credit where credit is due)
Moral to all of that: The Ice Storm is always more treacherous. And infinitely more beautiful.
Snow Day for kids
and we'll pretend that THIS photo is this year
Snow Day for kids
and we'll pretend that THIS photo is this year
Welcome to the ENHANCED 2011 State of the Union Winning the Future
remix rematch both as you will (with no offense Mr President)
ps - question from the young Lesbian vampire from the LA hills: but what are you doing about the lack of controls about drilling in the gulf since the BP oil spill? And the PTT trade agreement? Did 'they' brave the blizzard today in NY?
oh- there's also this guy Bill Morrison (I forgot to mention..wait: wasn't he mentioned in the Michelle Crater Gavette?) who has been making strange sounds throughout MoMA the last few years- so they just gave him a showcase...
Then there’s this other ‘guy’
who really does makes weird sounds happen….not to mention…
….hickory hilary dock (but I ‘m
sure that’s an old old runnin’ joke- ME hates them too…they just to piss us off all…)____ mind you___...you could re-invent and become a performance artist 'Bill'- improvising on sax off shore as you read (well the 'Abos' could easily do-so what: 'they' sometimes 'fake' at an inaugural- I mean who cares...just go for it!) the list of 'guys' you didn't give a 'Rich' pardon too. We hear your your melismatic malaise...
[Feb 2- I just re-read all this twaddle and it ain't as crazy as I thought];) But then: very soon everyone will know everything:) Hallelujah! Isn't that just God damn Democracy at work!
Our Deluded Brain (BBC Radio 3-Jan 26)
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