Wednesday 26 March 2014

NOAH



So what’s the latest news? The next ‘celeb’ suicide because the world is just not the quid pro quo you/ we were all promised? Hmmm.! Nobody even speaks Greek anymore let alone…no wonder the bi-focal-cameral dilemma led us all to …!

Meanwhile Russell Crowe is Noah! He will save us all. Though he couldn’t save Tony Scott from speaking to the waters below a bridge too far…but

Sometimes the world is REALLY only a degree of separation: I mean- Andrew’s voice coach was Russell’s ah/hmmm same Sydney teacher. I even framed/stole his DNA Shakespeare ‘spit’ to inspire me in my bathroom. You see Jonah Hill great orifices speak alike. Right? I mean Marty’s…..Oh I suddenly see angles…

Now seriously Mr Crowe: why didn’t you like my screenplay for Timothy Findlay’s Not Wanted on the Voyage? Too many alcoholic animals? Too many normal Jews? Too many normal woman telling you the truth? Oh well. Such is history.  You are there and I am HERE. There lies the …so you win in Aronofsky’s parallel world. But we all know the tangent so…

Oh- where are my erudite critical colleagues to shoot you down while never ‘rocking the boat’. THEY never tell what fascinated them when they were 13 years old….maybe that’s a good thing as Andrew might say. But hey. It’s Paramount. It’s Chinatown. Oh- LUV Liam Neeson as the Irish Leopard (so much Film Society Lincoln Center Visconti thing going on;!) – or was that Anthony Hopkins. Anyway. Enjoy. Bless. Na zdorovie.